Just a small town boy, living in the lonely world as the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin... But seriously, no more Journey references. A native son of rural Montana (although I don't hunt, fish, ride horses, or have any desire to stay in Montana following school), I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of warm mahogany. If you happen to witness me frequenting establishments downtown, I can guarantee you'll see a caucasian (or two) in my possession--that's a white Russian to those of you who aren't hip to the Dude, and don't expect to see me rolling on Shabbus. I literally obsess about sports, and you'll generally find me with my cellphone out, frequenting ESPN mobile or twitter digging for the latest sports updates. Lifelong Griz fan, diehard Jacksonville Jaguars fan, budding NFL enthusiast, NASCAR expert, and curling aficionado. If I could be anyone, I'd probably step into comedian Doug Benson's "high" topped shoes. If you require any more information--like the deets about any of the info I've provided--follow me on twitter! The handle is @conorb76. One last thing, I hear your mom is going out with... SQUEAK!